The 12 Inches of Xmas

This Magical Elf Comes But Once A YearScouting If You've Been Naughty Or NiceHe Comes To Share Xmas CheerNot Sure You're Rolling The DiceFor This Is No Ordinary CreatureAngel or GrinchDetermines If His Biggest Asset Will FeatureThe Ladder Receiving Each and Every InchShe's Been Good and Will Accept The RewardTaking Care To Keep From Hitting The HeadboardLike A Blissful SongHe Slips Inside His Massive Foot LongThe Room Echoes To The HumAs The Elf's Efforts Cause Her To CumKeeping The Elf Deep InsideShe Wishes To Climb Aboard Him and Ride